If you're unemployed, you should have plenty of time over the next two days to perfect these costumes.... If you're unemployed and lazy, check out tomorrow's list for last minute costume ideas....1. Cardboard Box Optimus Prime - while this make take some time and effort, you could probably make it with stuff you have around your house.
2. Stolen Toliet Paper Mummy - you wouldn't want to use any of your own toliet paper, you might need it later. People will probably know that you stole the toliet paper b/c everyone knows you can't actually BUY one-ply that thin at the store.
3. Adam & Eve - Great couples costume...or you could be both at the same time, but that might be weird. Just go outside and find some leaves.
4. Traffic Light - Red Hat, Yellow Shirt, Green Pants....check out your local salvation army or thrift store.5. Jackson Pollock Painting - surely you have a spare t-shirt lying around. This could be the best costume of the season - if you're willing to copy a painting in painstaking detail that is....
6. Lady Godiva - all you need is a wig.... unless you already have long hair.7. Your evil twin - this idea is even funnier if you actually have a twin. All you need is a washable magic marker, or some mascara or eyeliner of your moms.
8. Marky Mark - don't get this costume confused with dressing up as Mark Wahlberg, that would look totally different. Everyone has jeans and a baseball cap lying around...and if you really want to you can draw on some abs.Marky Mark isn't the only famous person that makes a quick and easy costume. Check THIS out! If i had to dress up to save someone's life - I think i'd go with the sexual harassment suit.
9. The Michelin Man - Pillows and a blue scarf. Probably the most comfortable costume you could come up with.
10. A photograph - Dress up however you want and walk around with a picture frame. Most dollar stores carry picture frames for $1. Stealing is wrong - unless it's one-ply toliet paper.
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